Ok I’m a little disappointed in everyone. How come no one has made the meme connection between mirabel kicking in bruno’s door to the Phineas and Ferb meme of Candace kicking in the door screaming for her mother.
Jared: (looks around. @rinnysega is crying into her notebook and furiously scribbling. AO3 PeeledGrapes is shotgunning the free coffee. @senshirei brought a typewriter and is on her fourth page of meta textual analysis. @sketchnwhatevr is going around the stills of Bruno and drawing small paunches in sharpie. @ursminor is frantically developing a full cast height chart. Electraheart is jamming a sexy saxophone with @otsanda on violin. @sionnaach is drawing the characters shirtless. Dozens of fans are scrounging for pizza. I’m gnawing on a couch.)
Disney: …
Jared: …they say they’re here to audition for the TV show?
@rinnysega: ok so hear me out. Encanto, but for adults. A telenovela. There’s love! There’s loss! There’s danger and intrigue!
Corporate: ok I don’t think that’s what we—
LMM: No no, hear her out. I’m into this
Me from the next room, where security is escorting me out: VIV IS THERE TOO
Corporate: you can’t be serious—
Me, clinging to the doorframe as I’m pulled out: EVERYONE IS GAY
LMM: (leaps on a table) GO ON
@papermachette: This is Briana. She’s got a stuffed capybara and they go on adventures.
I made an Encanto side blog because it’s all I can think about and write about lately. I’ll reblog stuff but also post my Encanto writings probably and my OC(s) and stuff if anyone is interested 🥰